If we're the evolved ones, why are monkeys so much stronger than we are?
Would you rather be exceptionally smart or exceptionally athletic?
Do you prefer a long gradual hill or a short "oh my gosh" steep hill? (Going up of course)
Why does my dry fit/wicking shirt always get drenched with sweat and weigh 10 pounds after each run?
Why are cyclists typically stuck up and triathletes the nicest people you'll find?
When will professional cycling clean up their act for good?
Why does something called "Chamois Butt'r" not go on my butt?
4 comments:
answers from the coach:
monkeys - I'll take anything over that amount of back hair
Smart or athletic - exactly what do you mean?
Hill preference reflects sexual appetite...
10 lbs shirt - If you eat the krispy kreme then they are not left in the pockets
Cyclists vs Triathletes - I'll skip this one
Pro cycling - when we stop paying for the entertainment - this is a soapbox issue with me...
Champis Buttr - uh,...it'll go on anything dude, except toast...bad idea
1. Well, at least we have invented body hair removal
2. exceptionally rich, darling
3. short & steep!
4. wow you are a sweaty dude!
5. here in nyc we have some majorly stuck up triathletes!
6. nev-ar.
7. dont know I slather mine with body glide!
You kinda sound like George Carlin...not really looking for answers, but the questions are sure interesting!
1. They live in trees and eat insects out of their 'friends' hair, i'll pass on having their strength thank you.
2. How much intelligence would have to be sacrificed to be exceptionally athletic? And *how* smart are you talking? Those people that are wicked smart but totally not socialized? Too many points to discuss.
3.Either its the decent that I worry about.
4. Alabama has lots of humidity...guessing the shirt is 'working' but there is no evaporation happening.
5.I've found people in each category that are nice and I've found the stuck up sorts...so no generalization for me.
6. When they truly realize there is no way around the science to keep them from cheating. Might be a case of them being exceptionally athletic, but no so smart.
7. You can keep pondering that one.
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